Yes, we get this isn’t news to any of you, we just feel the need to really drive it home.
Dolls, especially purposely-creepy dolls, are just… No. Just no. They’re not cute, they’re not romantic and they’re not adorable expressions of the darker side of life.
They are pure nightmare fuel and we need to run from them.
You can find evidence if you find yourself in Mexico and want to visit a whole damn island of dolls, as we’ve featured in the past but we can’t come up with a reason you’d do this sober.
So in case you need some reminding of how seriously creepy these things can be, and if you need a little less sleep tonight, here’s some damn dolls.
Let's get serious for a second here, because up 'till this point it's been all giggles...
As I've read it, this guy here is a doll that was stored away in an attic for a few years. When the owners pulled him out of storage, he hadn't just worn down as you would expect, he actually aged.
Do you get what we're saying here? The freaking doll got old.
!@#$!#%!@$ dolls man, wtf?
This handsome little man is called Robert the Doll, named after the little boy who originally cared for him.
His special, the doll, not the little boy, include tripping people on stairs and running around at night to scare the shit out of everyone.
He brings so much bad luck to people who own him that this point they just lock his ass up in a glass case surrounded by enchantments that take away his power.
That's a good call.
Nothing says I love you like when you send this to your brother or sister.
The message is clear here: "I should have killed you in the womb!"
Make sure to send with a loving note: "Thinking of you, don't forget, drinks on Sunday afternoon at that Lehoyas on the Beach."
Family... it's all about love and sharing.